The only guide you'll need this season!! Top Awards to a top bloke. Hereslocal music teacher Peter File assessing the latest creation by RP HQ's Stile Stalwart, Mr Mastercrafter himself.. Bertie Shackles. However, this normally happy day was sadly over shadowed by local joke, Mark Tumblethwaite, who thought it best he over-sample his latest Bitter creation before entering the award ceremony. If only his mum was out of prison so she could witness him acting like this. Reaper Repairs RP HQ's proper mate Charlie Tackle is now offering Stile repairs. Heres a good example of his wok yoth.. Fully Dapper Stile Heres one from RP HQ's archives - a pic taken by Don Ruggins, way back in 1992 of the visting Rt. Hon. Sir Kumsyze sat across a stile in the heart of the Chatsworth Estate. Tile Stile.. Do what? Nah, we dont know whats going on either... it looks like a metal frame gate bit with a tiled step over. Next level? How big? We here at RP HQ think that its all good and well building dry stone walls that come up to yer elbow, but blutty 'ell! a nearly choked with me goyt neck when a saw the size of this one! Spring Shows will soon be on us! Cracking!! Yep, as winter has its final lash at being cold its time t'start n think about them spring shows which are rate good n that. Just look at young Bill Bertie Wallace here showing some kids his prize winning erection at last years Sheep Dipping Derbyshire final day. nuggets! this is clearly how NOT to mount a fence.. the dumb couldnts are butchering what seems to be a wire fence.. although maybe, the daft farmer shouldve purra stile rather than some crap metal gate thing in to begin wiv in our opinion ooo sez we dont do that culture thingy!? This graceful depictions of boys and girls frolicking in the outdoors are fluidly painted and transparently colored, conveying a sense of lightness and spontaneity by the world renowned Winslow Homer No, we're not quite sure whats goin on here either It appears that this merry bunch of walkers are poundin their feet over a stile that has no need to be where it is! Pfff! City folk!.. Bertie Shackles showcases his new wall Yep, hes gon n done it again.. heres Bertie with his latest in dry stone stiling techniques. This is sure to be hit with the locals, and i hope they [w]all go and admire his handycraftmanship! Spring Lamb Walk Shows '05 :: Highlights What do we have here then? well, this is a picture of this seasons latest example of what every DSW (dry stone wall, to townies) will be wanting to look like once Jacob Sledge has had his way. Jacob, who mastered his trade at the world renowned Bakewell Cattle Centre under the strict guidance of the now infamous Ernie Moss, has enter a new dawn in DSWing with features never before seen - look at the line detailing. We are sure that this man is destined for big things this year!. superb. Just tek a look at this!! How good is this new fangled contraption!.. the future? we think so here at RP HQ